Projekt KazakhsDANCE: An LNDP Revolution

Partner in crime: Matthew

(What would I do without this kid? Probably never dance. That would be tragic.)

Are you tired of all work and no play? Are you cool enough? Want in on Projekt KazakhsDANCE? You don't even hafta be in Kazakhstan to take part! Any ol' Central Asian village will suffice. Or West Columbia, Texas. All you need is a non-school night, a laptop with an eclectic playlist (external speakers aren't necessary), a cold storage room-- preferably next to or in the barn so that any sudden explosions of laughter are mistaken for animal cries and you don't risk waking Babushka or Baby, and one helluva dance partner. Secrecy is not vital. Vodka is entirely optional.

Recommended Dance Tracks: If You Leave- OMD, Needy Girl- Chromeo, Papa's Got a Brand New Bag- James Brown, My Love/Summer Love- Justin Timberlake, Satisfaction- The Rolling Stones, Let's Dance- David Bowie, Seventeen- Ladytron, Love Will Tear Us Apart- Joy Division, Supersticious- Stevie Wonder, Give It To Me- Jay Z